The Lone Stanley
when residing at a hotel or motel for more than two days, you resist any urge to have a bowel movement until a few hours before check out. you then take a m-ssive cr-p in the toilet and “forget” to flush, leaving the entire debacle for illegal immigrants hired to keep the place livable.
man i put the lone stanley on the red roof inn last weekend cause they overbooked my suite.
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