The LOST Treatment
consoling someone whose life sucks by telling them their life doesn’t suck in a parallel universe.
joe: dude, i lost my job, my family’s dead, and i’m stuck on this god d-mned island.
henry: hey don’t worry man, in a parallel universe your life is awesome and everyone loves you.
joe: f-ck you, man. stop f-cking giving me the lost treatment.
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