The M.A.C. System
the m.a.c. system refers to a remarkably simple system that every male puts into effect at one time or another. the m.a.c. stands for:
m-move in
a-after
c-completion
in short, once one of your friends is done or broken up with a girl, you silently move in to support the girl in her time of dire need. crushed and heartbroken, the girl will talk incessantly, but will eventually open up s-xually. it can be noted that this system requires almost minimal effort and simply nodding and listening works, combined with a few hugs.
the m.a.c. system was made popular by mac, a fictional character from it’s always sunny in philadelphia. his system is highly underrated and deserves as much attention as the d.e.n.n.i.s. system.
example #1
dennis: “what is this swooping in business?”
mac: “oh that’s my system,the mac: move in after completion. i wait til you’re done with them and then i swoop in, give them a shoulder to cry on, then we hump.”
dennis: “you’ve been humping these girls after i’m done with them?”
mac: “oh yeah dude! i’m swimming in your wake.”
example #2
robert: “hey, charlie, you get laid this weekend?”
charlie: “yeah, mike broke up with holly on thursday so i used the m.a.c. system on her and we made sweet, p-ssionate love.”
robert: “no kidding? b-mp it.”
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