the mad pirate
while a chick is giving you a bl-w j-b, take out your d-ck, c-m in her eye and kick her in the shin, she will then continue to hop around the room with one eye shouting “arrr!”
johnny gave sue the mad pirate and she didnt talk to him for weeks
when a male shoots his load in a female’s eye. and immediately following the -j-c-l-t–n, the male kicks her in the shin. she then hops around, holding her eye as if she was a pirate. bonus points are given to those males who get their females who say “yarrrr”.
dude, i just gave babygurl the mad pirate. i didn’t get the bonus, but i’ll try again next time.
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