The Magical Plant
noun, mary jane, weed, marijauna, pot, whatever you want to call it.
weed makes you feel good and usually takes all the pain away, thus making a it the magical plant, it isn’t like tobacco, because it’s not addictive. it brings friends around to smoke together, and even occasionally pets.
do you know any other plant that can do that?
that’s why weed is the magical plant
friend 1 “yo man i broke my leg a week ago, i blew down some bud and i couldn’t even feel it!”
friend 2 ” really?!?”
friend 1 ” f-ck yeah man weed? its the magical plant!”
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