The Magical Smear
when near a large pane of gl-ss such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the gl-ss, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the gl-ss, smearing your c-ck and b-lls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. always a favorite party trick!
the magical smear ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. the different configurations of his unit were hilarious!
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