The Mall at Short Hills
prestigious mall located in a prestigious area of new jersey. known for its expensive stores (new jersey’s answer to rodeo drive). known for its sn-bbery to people dressed down but salespeople of late have realized that its teenagers in sweatpants who spend the most money on daddy’s credit cards.
d-mnit, my gucci bag broke- i’ll pick up a new louis vuitton at short hills.
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