the man with the liquid cock
the man with the liquid c-ck (tmwtlc) is a (probably) mythical rapist who lives in the west midlands.
he creeps up behind people having s-x in public places and uses his liquid d-ck to slide into an open hole uttering his immortal: “wa-he-heyyy!!”
andrew: “… and they were just having normal s-x and then suddenly they hear
“wa-he-heyyy!”
and before they knew it, she’s being dp’d”
ollie: “no way! must be the man with the liquid c-ck”
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