The Manatee Minute


when two lovers are having s-x and the man will just lay on top of the woman. now their is no pelvic thrusting or humping required, just sensual eye contact. this should take about 1 minute if the two concentrate and their focus is not interrupted.
bill: “dude last night was so effing tiring with meredith!”

bob: “why”

bill: “well, we were going hard for a while, and then i got tired. so we tried the manatee minute. it worked like a charm.”

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