The Marmite Theory


the theory that if a girl likes marmite, she swallow after giving a bl-w j-b, and if she doesn’t like marmite she’ll spit.
‘so i was getting head from mary last night, but she doesn’t like marmite so the end was a real buzz kill. d-mn the marmite theory!’

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