The Mascara Story


a derry (ireland) band who recently won the kerrang! snickers best unsigned band compet-tion. they played a small set at download festival and have signed to scar records. their 1st single came out in june and is ‘this is not a bruise’
the macara story is, daveit ferris (vox, guitar, piano) sean keddy (vox, b-ss) and jay d-ckson (drums)
you’re so grounded, i feel skyscr-per high…

i shoegaze and pretend to tie my laces, to avoid all your perfect faces

this is not a bruise from falling for you

covered in glitter but i’m, not shining

i’m drunk only because i wanted to talk to you more…
it goes on, if you like this then check them out

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