The masturbating ninja technique
when a gentlemen decides to enter the masturbatory stage of his day, he may decide to deploy the h-m- sapien style (standing up) only to realize his t-shirt drops down into penile range. to avoid -j-c-l-t- or any lubratory means being transferred onto ones personnel, the ninja technique is engaged by whipping the front flap of the t-shirt over the head to create a warm, stylish, and protective measure against the army of unbelievable stickiness.
policeman 1: “we found this fine young lad frozen to death here in the arctic tundra’.
policeman 2: “it looks like he’s been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands”.
policeman 1: “correctomundo. if only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through”.
policeman 2: “hey! yeah that’s true. if only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he’d still be here today”.
policeman 1: “poor, poor, uninformed b-st-rd”.
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