the meat sweats
when your male genitalia becomes ungodly erect but there’s nothing you can do about, usually because you are attending a family gathering or at that d-mn neighbor boy’s bar mitzvah. the m-ssive amount of potential energy bottles up inside you, causing you to sweat in the most unusual places
“i got the meat sweats” exclaimed timmy, alerting everyone at the funeral
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