the mermaid
you need three things a piece of rope, a fresh fish, and a ciggarett. step one tie her ankles together. step two rub the fish all over her naked body. step three f-ck her any way you please. step four while your smoking your ciggarett you can think to yourself woy thats what it is like to f-ck a mermaid.
i going out with a marine biologist and she let me give her the mermaid.
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