The Merv Doctrine
derived from a famous quote by the iconic merv, speaking on whether he scored on australia day:
“mate, there are 364 days for hooking up with birds. australia day is about beers and mates.”
the doctrine can be applied in various settings: ironically or sincerely, to show pride or hide shame, to rally the ‘turbos’ or to vibe out.
are you cut fiona left early last night?
nah, i subscribe to the merv doctrine…
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