the michael


the act of a man performing f-ll-t– on himself
guy 1: go f-ck yourself man
guy 2: why thank you,i will go home and michael myself

the michael
definition 1: similar to blue b-lls, the micheals also include a gooey feeling on the small of your back.

definition 2: aids in the brain.
guy 1: hey did you watch the game last night?
guy 2: no… a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down…
guy 1: oh sh-t!! do you want to borrow my revolver?
guy 2: oh lol you just totally gave me the michaels.

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