the michigan difference
when anyone at the university of michigan does any action that they think has something to do with the fact that they are a student at the university of michigan.
hayley: i studied after i tailgated.
hunter: well, that’s the michigan difference!
jack: i got a 52/100 on my calc exam but it’s a b-.
claire: well, that’s the michigan difference!
sarah: i hooked up with this guy at aepi and it turned out to be my roommate’s sister’s best friend’s cousin’s camp hookup and now i’m blacklisted from zbt.
jacob: lol jewish geography that’s the michigan difference!
lauren: has anyone seen my black canada goose? i took somebody’s dark blue one instead.
justin: now that is the michigan difference.
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