The Microphone
a word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. the large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. this usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.
brian: “while walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking the microphone with a vengeance! sh-t barely even bounced as he walked!”
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