The Midnight Whisperer


a sales manager that not only demands high sales performance but also a late night call. the only time he will not take a midnight whisper is when he is watching midget p-rn. you can find this h-tler looking sales manager off of barber st.
hey terri girlie what’s wrong? “i am tired as can be, just finished writing 1700ap and now i have to give my sales manager “the midnight whisperer” the midnight whisper.” well… hopefully he will be still watching midget p-rn, he didn’t answer when i called.

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