The Mighty Panda


the mighty panda is an epic s-xual maneuver. during s-x, in one swift motion before a man is about to j-zz he beats his chest and yells “i am the mighty panda”.
man1: do you know what the most epic s-xual maneuver is?

man2: no what?

man1: the mighty panda!!!

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