The Mike Tyson
upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you j-zz. this tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. oops.
accidents happen, kevin. even though you pulled the mike tyson, she’s got another ear.
right before the guy climaxes, he bites the b-tches ear off and as she screams in pain/pleasure, he knocks her out with a mighty hook. just like mike tyson would do it.
the mike tyson should be used at your own discretion.
i f-cked a b-tch that looked like dumbo, so i decided to give her the mike tyson
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