the miller effect
the effect being a short, pudgy, hateful little man, has on the human mind. this causes it to deteriorate into a lump of hateful sh-t. side effects include: the shortening, and widening of fingers, also known as rapist fingers; sjort temper and frequent stabbings; and threats like “i will rip out your children’s eyes and cut them out.”
l: hey man how’s life.
m: stab-
l: oh sh-t man what was that for.
m: i will rip out you eyes and skull f-ck you.
l: thats not cool.
m: it makes the baby jesus cry tears of blood. …. oh know i’m suffering from the miller effect, i can feel my p-n-s shrinking.
l: lol
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