The Minecraft Effect


the delusion a person is put under when playing the game “minecraft,” in which time elapses much quicker then normal. when under this delusion, an hour may feel like 5 minutes.
the minecraft effect:
12:24 am: i should probably be getting off soon. just gotta finish up mining here, then i’ll be done.
1:40 am: alright, done- wait, 1:40?! holy notch!

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