the mississippi burglar

the mississippi burglar is a term for a burglar who engages in bizarre activities whilst robbing a household. such activities include (but are not limited to) sh-tting in your sink, bathtub, kitchen, kitchen sink, bed, under the bed, on the ceiling, and on the roof. fecal matter can also sometimes be found smeared on the wall. this is quite rare however. the mississippi burglar has been seen only a couple times out of the thousands of robberies he has done. he is described as 3 feet tall, with a beard that reaches his ankles, is reported to be near 700 pounds, and has large b–bs even though he is a man. keep in mind that only throwing your own fecal matter at him will make him run away from your house. if you see him robbing a neighbors home, keep your distance, and lock your kids in the bas-m-nt.
mother: “oh my god!”
father: “what is it hone- oh f-ck.”
mother “sh-t is all over the house! and someone p–ped in our sink!”
father and mother collectively: “the mississippi burglar!”
the mississippi burglar is a term for a burglar who engages in bizarre activities whilst robbing a household. such activities include (but are not limited to) sh-tting in your sink, bathtub, kitchen, kitchen sink, bed, under the bed, on the ceiling, and on the roof. fecal matter can also sometimes be found smeared on the wall. this is quite rare however. the mississippi burglar has been seen only a couple times out of the thousands of robberies he has done. he is described as 3 feet tall, with a beard that reaches his ankles, is reported to be near 700 pounds, and has large b–bs even though he is a man. keep in mind that only throwing your own fecal matter at him will make him run away from your house. if you see him robbing a neighbors home, keep your distance, and lock your kids in the bas-m-nt.
mother: “oh my god!”
father: “what is it hone- oh f-ck.”
mother “sh-t is all over the house! and someone p–ped in our sink!”
father and mother collectively: “the mississippi burglar!”
the mississippi burglar is a term for a burglar who engages in bizarre activities whilst robbing a household. such activities include (but are not limited to) sh-tting in your sink, bathtub, kitchen, kitchen sink, bed, under the bed, on the ceiling, and on the roof. fecal matter can also sometimes be found smeared on the wall. this is quite rare however. the mississippi burglar has been seen only a couple times out of the thousands of robberies he has done. he is described as 3 feet tall, with a beard that reaches his ankles, is reported to be near 700 pounds, and has large b–bs even though he is a man. keep in mind that only throwing your own fecal matter at him will make him run away from your house. if you see him robbing a neighbors home, keep your distance, and lock your kids in the bas-m-nt.
mother: “oh my god!”
father: “what is it hone- oh f-ck.”
mother “sh-t is all over the house! and someone p–ped in our sink!”
father and mother collectively: “the mississippi burglar!”