the moff
a childish “man” who snares young girls with promises of fruit flavored liquor. while the moff undoubtedly uses this tactic for s-xual gratification, he almost always fails in his delivery and the trollop becomes way too drunk. all but the lowliest sl-ts are horrified by the moff, and the ones who do fall usually end up puking in a public venue.
“the moff brought this troglodyte from thurston over to the house, fed her watermelon vodka shots …. she puked on him and herself and even managed to get a few bystanders. long live the moff!”
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