The Moist Man


a small but very useful man who lives in a woman’s v-g-n-l walls. when the woman begins to feel excited by a s-xy male’s prescence the moist man makes the area nice and wet for the incoming p-n-s.
“my god chris is a hunk, i can feel the moist man getting me wet already.”

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