The Moldman
a tall as-xual being who has blond big bigbirdish hair. he is a soon to be legeend on layola camp-ss as a freshman next fall. he lurks in the shadows stalking his prey of beutifull young women, and has a large asortment of weponry and medieval torture devices, see iron maiden. he also collects fossils, but these may actually be his victimes remains. the moldman is renown for doing what no one else will do, he is the extreme in all circ-mstances.
college guy one: dude, what the h-ll happened last night, i heard like 15 ambulances came and like 3 12 y/o’s lost their hymens?!
college guy two: dude, it was the moldman!
college guy one: no f-kin way dude!
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