the mole paradox
the mole paradox lies herein:
the mole is an incredibly cute furry animal that fills you with unbridled joy and makes you want to just eat it up.
the mole on a human being is a sign of disability, r-t-rdation, and witchcraft and induces vomiting. hence the paradox lies in the conflict of emotion upon encountering examples of each of the aforementioned articles.
at the zoo i saw a girl petting a cute little mole, however, she had a huge mole square in the middle of her forehead, so i was faced with the mole paradox. i puked, and then i ate it.
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