The Mongoose
the act of, while wearing boxers, pulling up your flaccid p-n-s so that only the head is sticking out, being held against your abdomen by the waistband of your boxers.
i did the mongoose in the locker room today before football practice. my friends all shared in horrified laughter
when you punch the girl in the back of the head or neck while in the shower so the blood doesn’t get everywhere and you f-ck her in the -ss and yell “ricky ticky tabby”
yo, did you see tony give that b-tch the mongoose at the party last weekend ?
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