The Monkey Paw
the named ascribed to a mythical creature which is behind all bad things that happen to you in the country of pakistan. the monkey paw is a common urban legend for which locals place blame on for issues ranging from food poisioning to problems with local authorities to running out of hot water at the cr-ppy house you live in. bottom line? it’s freaking everywhere!
boy did i really get sick last night; the freaking monkey paw just reached up and grabbed my colon. the money paw snagged me last night as i p-ssed through customs… i didn’t know alcohol was illegal! its like the monkey paw just pushes cars on to the wrong side of the road in this country!
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