The Monster of Florence
a serial killer in italy who went around cutting girl’s v-g-n-s out. usually he found them in cars parked in olive groves having s-x with their boyfriends. the killer was never caught, and still roams italy to this day.
the author douglas preston wrote a book on the subject, ent-tled ‘the monster of florence’, which is being made in to a movie starring george clooney
holy f-ck, i never want to run in to the monster of florence, he’d cut my v-g-n- out!
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