The Morning Deciscion
waking up with morning wood when you realized its been a long time since you have m-st-rb-t-d. wondering if you can make it through the day, you have to make a deciscion weather to stay home all day and jerk, or go to work and hide your b-n-r in your waistband.
jack: dude, i can’t keep hiding this stiffy! our receptionists t-ts are just so nice!
vito: man i told you you should have made the morning deciscion!
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