the mother goose
to pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. one on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. the person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the sh-ll depending on your threshold for pain, into there -n-s completely. the person on there knees spits on the -sshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly p–ps the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.
w-lly-hey how did it go with that girl last night
me-it went really good, i took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. so i gave her the mother goose
w-lly- oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
me- no i shouved a hard boiled egg up my -ss and p–ped it on her face
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