The Mount Everest Sexpedition


the s-xual position involving at least 6 inches of snow on the ground, a rickety sled, and a sl-tty broad. lay said sl-tty broad on old rickety sled at the bottom of a very steep hill. proceed to undress down to your birthday suit and prepare for your s-xpedition. now that the ground work is complete, finally thrust the sl-tty broad all the way to the top of the hill where you c-m on her face to mark your victory of the completion of the s-xpedition.
kevin: dude i just did the mount everest s-xpedition!
tyler: no way! how did that go?
kevin: well i made it….. but i cant say the same for her……

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