The Muffin Joke
a widely known joke of uncertain origin involving two personified m-ffins residing within an oven.
has been regarded as the best, worst, most over-told, most under-appreciated, most clever, and/or most lame joke in history. as with most well known jokes, there are many different versions, usually with small changes to the phrasing of their location and the first m-ffin’s comment, but faithfully ending with “holy sh-t, a talking m-ffin!”.
a well known version of the m-ffin joke:
so these two m-ffins are chillin’ in a oven, right? the first m-ffin says to the second m-ffin: “ahh! we’re in an oven…” the second m-ffin says to the first m-ffin: “holy sh-t, a talking m-ffin!”
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