the music illuminati


an active (public) kik group chat filled with rapists, chances, cheats and other scrupulous/unsavory individuals. meant to have began before time™ was invented. charged with the mental preservation of the new world music and shaming of the common simian. thought to be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of music icons (see chris cornell)
“the music illuminati strikes again! claiming chris cornell in mid 2017!”

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