The National Dick Scale


the scale used to measure the size of a male’s family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. p-n-s
5. d-ck

6. c-ck
7. schl-ng
“how would you rate john on the national d-ck scale?”

“he falls somewhere between a ween and a peen.”

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