The National Dick Scale
the scale used to measure the size of a male’s family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.
1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner
4. p-n-s
5. d-ck
6. c-ck
7. schl-ng
“how would you rate john on the national d-ck scale?”
“he falls somewhere between a ween and a peen.”
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