The Neapolitan
the act of a man having s-x with three women at the same time, while one of each of the women has blonde, brunette, or red hair. the blonde may be replaced with a geriatric white-haired woman as well. the involvement of a black girl instead of a brunette is a dirty neapolitan.
the wife was hesitant for me to bring in another brunette for a threesome, so we went with a blonde and a redhead and i executed the neapolitan.
the act of f-ckin a chick’s b-tthole then inserting your p–p covered d-ck into her period blood spewing v-g-n- and ejaculating.
bro, her sheets looked like f-cking auschwitz last night!
oh you gave her the neapolitan!?
to start, you must find a drunk sl-t on her period. you then must do her in the -ss, making sure to get a good amount of sh-t on your d-ck. then slip the d-ck into her p-ssy for a bit, getting some nice blood on it. then put your d-ck in her mouth and blast a major c-mload inside her mouth. if done properly, when she opens her mouth you should be able to see brown, red, and white, the colors of neapolitan ice cream.
dude, i found this h-rny sl-t last night who asked for the neapolitan!
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