The New Church
a branch of the protisent church that beleives there is an inner meaning to the bible. they beleive a man name emanual swedenborg was inspired by g-d in his writings, called, “the writings”. the main hub is in bryn athyn, pa. they state that they do not worship swedenborg, though they do have a day celabrating him, and they respect him a lot.
“do you enjoy scientific religeons and ‘old-fashined’ people”
“atually i despise them”
“oh, then don’t join the new church.”
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