The New Roster
a thread for the most elite chicago group of friends. they set off on a journey to hit 5000 posts and successfully reached their goal at approximately 7:30 on 4-9-2008.
a deal was set for food to be given to the group upon the achievement of 5000 posts.
the new roster’s dinner statement,
everyone change their status to, _______ is over 5000. (if you don’t get the reference, then i’m too nerdy…)
okay listen up -ssholes this is the official dinner announcement.
i’m so proud of everyone’s contribution to this epic thread. dinner will be a truly memorable event, but it of course needs to go through scheduling and planning beforehand.
first order of business:
everyone who is on the thread gets the opportunity to eat. that is all.
second order of business:
i need feedback on what ethnicity of food everyone would prefer. if you want a surprise, then just say so.
third order of business:
the dress for the eventual dinner will be formal-casual. dresses and suits are encouraged. gloves. monocles. canes. snazzy hats. epic cigars. go all out, you earned this.
i would truly appreciate -ssistance during the planning stages. i will drop a date soon, and i will let everyone know in advance so work/family/n-gg-rf-ggotry can be sorted out.
-extra note: those who are in college, fear not. we will not have the dinner without you and will eagerly await your return.
good job everyone.
you truly out-did yourselves by sitting around and typing for 6+ months.
this group is also known for being the inventors of clink it up
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