the Northampton clown


a mysterious clown that has been giving residents in princess diana’s home county of northamptonshire the heebie-jeebies. showing up at random places at random times in complete scary clown outfit, it is a mystery who, why, or where this clown comes from.

is it the ghost of clowndotpy?
i once saw the northampton clown, that is what drove me to drinking!

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