The Nut Duster
when f-cking a giraffe in the -ss, the small tuft of hair on the end of its tail is used to gently tickle the scr-t-m for pleasure.
small child:mommy what’s that dirty dirty man doing to that adolescent giraffe?
mom:oh don’t look honey, it’s just the nut duster, you’ll understand when you’re older.
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