The Oden’s Hanging Sidekick
while performing the oden on a lucky female, the woman must perform f-ll-t– on another gentleman. when the person playing the part of “oden viking warrior” cuts off the female’s head, her jaws will clamp down on the third party’s purple helmet warrior causing her cranium to look like a christmas tree orniment hanging from the male’s big bamboo branch; nevertheless, his face will light up like a christmas tree from the sheer joy.
person 1: man i wish i can experience the joy and excitement of the oden’s hanging sidekick.
person 2: i’ve done it twice, and the feeling is excruciating…excruciatingly delightful!!!
yeah, i was jingle belling all the way home…if you know what i mean!
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