The OG Prospector
the og prospector is said to be an urban legend, familiar amongst the natives of northern & central new jersey. sightings have been reported not only in these two regions of the state, but also in the mountains & some even in plain sight on the streets of the greater salt lake city, utah area. the og prospector is said to be an old folk-tale (which derives from a currently unknown region of the planet) about a prospector of roaches. he would travel far & wide throughout many lands in search of prospective roaches, though some say he found the one perfect roach that he had always dreamed of, the roach to rule them all.. & then retired from his position, but keeping his t-tle: the og prospector; others say… that to this day… he roams the quiet avenues & dimly lit back-roads of northern & central new jersey in search of his heart’s one true desire: roaches. some say he was the greatest roach prospector in the history of roach prospecting, but others say he was just a bearded menace & a fiend; some say he never even existed. believe what you will, this is the legend of the og prospector.
“rob: dude, i left a roach right on this table last night before i went to sleep, & now it isn’t there.
tom: bro…have you ever heard the legend of the og prospector?”
“jim: bruh, why are you collecting roaches…like…really…?
bryce: dog, you really know nothing, do you? they call me the young prospector, after the og prospector, himself…boi.”
“bruh…this n-gg- out here on the porch with me & terry, calling himself, ‘og prospector.’..talkin’ bout, ‘can he keep the roach?’ tf?”
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