the old one two
a video game combination of the melee attack and a shot from a shotgun or other gun with a deadly punch. also commonly referred to as two-piecing after the destruction the victim suffers.
f-ck dude i f-ckin’ gave that b-tch the old one two that noob got f-ckin’ two-pieced
oh sh-t, thats just embar-ssing
1. death 2. finality 3. farewell 4. termination 5. destruction 6. killing 7. elimination 8. the dumping of a mate, partner, etc. 9. often sudden defeat 10. disposal 11. riddence (often used with ‘give’ in all contexts)
i just gave my girlfiend the old one two by showing her the front door for good. i gave the burglar the old one two with my side-by-side shotgun and he will never invade my home again. the older boy gave his little brother the old one two in a fistfight.
fingering a girl in her v-g-n- starting off with one finger, preferrably the middle finger, and then leading it to using two fingers, typically the middle and index fingers.
d-mn dude, i snuck in that fine ladies room last night, and it went down. we started just hangin’ but it let to the old one two. now she’s beggin’ me to hang.
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