The Old Sandusky
a s-xual term, it is when you take your significant other, and pin them against the wall. while they are pinned against the wall, you spread their legs and insert your p-n-s into their -n-l cavity. while giving them -n-l, you then take your thumb, and m-ssage the cl-t. while m-ssaging the cl-t, you take your middle and index finger and make a come hither motion in their love hole. make sure you pull their hair back for the full effect.
yo, last night, i gave my girlfriend “the old sandusky”.
word?
word.
high five bro!
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