the one legged pirate
when you -j-c-l-t- in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream arrrggg! while holding one eye.
jenny was ok with their current s-x life, but frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.
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