the other side of the bed
the unused side of one’s full/queen/king sized bed that when not being used by someone else is used as a back up for when you come home from a long day of work and realized you have no time or you’re just too lazy to take a shower that night, preserving the freshness of one’s normal side of the bed.
john: holy cr-p dude yesterday was a kick in the nuts, i didn’t get home till 3 in the morning.
clyde: d-mn man you atleast took a shower right?
john: nah i waited till this morning, i slept on the other side of the bed, i hate when i fall asleep and my sheets feel hot and sticky as h-ll.
clyde: i hear ya man
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