The Oven Mitt
when a man, instead of fingering a girl using the schocker or a little two-finger action, using all four fingers and putting the thumb in the -sshole. this makes the form of a mitten, or “oven mitt”
johan: dude, i gave her the oven mitt!!!
hans: boss!!!
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