The Padalecki Limit
the breaking point in which a heteros-xual male will contemplate and initiate s-xual intercourse with another man based on attractiveness. see: jared padalecki
“gay male couple kisses furiously in front of on lookers.”
jacob: eww, gross!
zach: dude, quit being such a h-m-phobic swine!
jacob: take that back! i would totally have s-x with another guy.
zach: what???
“sighs wistfully while looking at a hot pic of j pad on his phone.”
jacob: as long as he meets the padalecki limit.
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